Population | 3.098 billion |
Capital | Box City |
Leader | Big Cat |
Currency | tuna coin |
Animal | tuna |
The Merchant Republic of Corporate Fat Cats is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Cat with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.098 billion cats and somtimes humans but never dogs live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Box City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Corporate Fat Catsian economy, worth 418 trillion tuna coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,241 tuna coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 471,231 per year while the poor average 28,259, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.
The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Corporate Fat Cats' is a smash hit, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'. Crime is totally unknown. Corporate Fat Cats's national animal is the tuna, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Corporate Fat Cats is ranked 10,704th in the world and 474th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Corporate Fat Cats was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : Corporate Fat Cats was endorsed by The World of Simone Republic.
- : Corporate Fat Cats was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Corporate Fat Cats was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Corporate Fat Cats was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Khoik.
- : Corporate Fat Cats was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Corporate Fat Cats was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Ishtimbine.
- : Corporate Fat Cats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Corporate Fat Cats was endorsed by The Empire of Dillimore.
- : Corporate Fat Cats was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 92 » Shibutani, United Orange Valley States, Neptunian Military Administration, New Atlantico, Aerilia, Ayuzhhhhh, PlanetMercury, Great Bights Mum, Pribaltic Union, Bagojo, South Parter, Oannia, Corfad, Varisland, Castle In Confidence, Kwaj, Germanic Cat, The Confederate States of America, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Deliber, Jeltronian WA Mission, Bardopia, Laurendon, Darkanistan, Republiqueducroissant, Petronellania, Bedsonya, Rex Republic, Frokolia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Armonker, Luminerra, Halsoni, Ereena, Zandos, Kainin, Esperonia, North Bratislava, Arostica, Former English Colony, Alogiada, Laforeia, Blyskalia, New Cordyceps, Lionsroar, Russila, United Kahndaq, Valentine Z, Zerentopia, Texaska, and 42 others.Koda-Land, Nouvel Empire, Valiacorkit, Barxa, Notyoutopia, Dreadton, The Jerichowan Country, PotatoFarmers, Loutsland, Zelenaya Dolina, Altivia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, CyberEgypt, Bodhisva, Ethnon, Nistriabar, Mystiquelle, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Eurocom, Francois Isidore, Siwale, Chipoli, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, Kranostav, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Hyphen, Jenha, New Lakemba, Fragrancia, Suvarnavarta, Dillimore, Ishtimbine, Davidianian, Khoik, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Simone Republic, and The Resoland.